About

Hello! I am a Melbourne writer (and sometime yoga teacher). I’ve also been a dating agency swindler, barista, bar wench, call centre flunky, electricity bill fiddler, Professional Media Reader, University Tutor and fancy cinema function host (spying on famous footy players’ awkward first dates was my specialty). Whew!

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Oh, personal information. Let’s see … I like speed-walking around the park having imaginary conversations with my enemies. I enjoy karaoke with people who can drown me out. And I love, love, love listening to and writing other people’s stories.

I live with my beloved and our baby son, who is the only person in the world who smiles when I sing.

alice